Dialogue-Bhaaji!

Hindi movies are being made since ages. One thing is common in most of them....cliched dialogues! Themes and concepts keep changing (or so one can hope!!) but there are some lines that never change. And in a way, that's great, because those situations demand those lines, and they sound good only when written and said in that specific manner.

So, here goes a list of some cliched dialogues of Hindi cinema.

1. Bhagwan ke ghar der hain andher nahin
2. Maa...main first class first aaya hoon
3. Beta, maine tumhare liye gajar ka halwa banaya hain
4. Main tumhare bachche ki maa banane wali hoon
5. Bahar hi khade rahoge ya andar bhi aaoge
6. Main ______ ko aapke paas apni amanat samajhke chodke jaa raha hoon
7. Jug jug jiyo beta...bhagwan kare tumhe mere bhi umar lag jaye
8. Ab inhe dava ki nahi dua ki jaroorat hain
9. Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain
10. Agar tune maa ka doodh piya hain toh saamne aaa
11. Bachaooooooo....
12. Khamoshhhhh
13. Yeh tumhara judwa bhai hain jo bachpan mein kumbh ke mele mein bichad gaya tha
14. Tumne mujhe dhoka diya hain...main tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karoongi
15. Bhagwan jab deta hain to chappar faad ke deta hain
16. Uparwale pe bharosa rakho
17. Main tumhare bina jee nahi sakta...
18. Mujhe kuch der ke liye akela chod do...
19. Yeh dhamki nahi...chetavni hain...
20. Mera waqt aa gaya hain....tum apne chote bhai/behen ka khayal rakhna
21. Aaj tumhari maa/pitaji zinda hote toh unhe tumpar naaz hota
22. Agar tum meri nahin hui toh kisi aur ki nahi ho sakti...
23. Kalmoohiii....Tuney biradari mein hamari naak kata di...hume kahin ka nahi choda
24. Mubarak ho...ladka hua hain
25. Mubarak ho...aapke ghar chand jaisi beti aayi hain
26. ______ ko hosh aa gaya hain...ab aap unse mil sakte hain
27. Hum maa aur bachche mein se sirf ek ko bacha sakte hain
28. Dhyan rakhna...inka dil bahut kamjor hain...inhe koi sadma nahi pahunche
29. Mere dil mein ched/suraag hain
30. Yeh adaalat ki tauheen hain
31. Apni zabaan ko lagaam do
32. Naheeeeeeeee
33. Chodo mera haath....
34. Chodo mera haath.....aaaaa.....you are hurting me (this is the modern day version of #33)
35. Tum jis school mein padhte they hum uske principal reh chuke hain
36. Kuch aisa karo ki saap bhi mar jaye aur laathi bhi na toote
37. Tumne hamare khandan ka naam mitti mein mila diya
38. _____ karne se pehle tumhe meri laash per se gujarna hoga
39. Main _____ karke rahoonga.....rok sako toh rok lo
40. Yeh sunane se pehle mere kaan kyu nahi fat gaye
41. Hey bhagwan...yeh din dekhne se pehle yeh dharti kyu nahi fat gaye?
42. Kya yehi din dekhne ke liye maine tujhe paal-pos ke bada kiya tha
43. Tujhe meri kasam hain
44. Apne aadmiyon se kahon apne hathyar fek de
45. Yeh tumhe bahut mehenga padega...
46. Aage aage dekho hota hain kya
47. Sapno ki duniya se bahar aao
48. Sach ki hamesha jeet hoti hain
49. Maine aapka namak khaya hain
50. Mehmaan bhagwan ka roop hote hain...
51. Sharam aani chahiye tumhe...
52. Tumhe chullu bhar paani mein doob marna chahiye
53. Bhagwan tera lakh lakh shukar hain
54. Duniya ki koi bhi takat hum dono ko juda nahi kar sakti
55. Ghee agar seedhi ungli se nahi nikla toh ungli tedhi karni padti hain

This list of "Ghise-peete Repeate" dialogues seems to be going on forever. In short, these lines are the basis of our movies and inke bina hamari hindi filme adhoori hain.

Amar Rahe!!

This post is not an obituary of any kind! It is a salute to the immortal and unforgettable dialogues in Hindi cinema. Scripts come and go, but some dialogues leave a mark. You can laugh at them, you can cry hearing them, you can fall in love with them...do whatsoever, you cannot forget them!

Let us start with the legendary Sholay:

1. Yeh Haath Humko De De Thakur...
2. Basanti..Inn Kutto Ke Saamne Mat Naachna
3. Chal Dhanno...Aaj Teri Basanti Ki Izzat Ka Sawal Hai..
4. Kitne Aadmi They?
5. Soowar Ke Bachcho..Woh Do They Aur Tum Teen...Phir Bhi Laut Aaye..Woh Bhi Khaali Haath...Kya Samajh Kar Aye They? Sardar Bahut Khus Hoga...Sabasi Dega...Kyu?
6. Itna Sannata Kyu Hai Bhai??...
7. Yahan Se Pachas Pachas Kos Door Gaav Mein Jab Koi Bachcha Rota Hai Toh Maa Kehti Hain So Jaa Beta Nahi Toh Gabbar Aa Jayega..
8. Che Goli Aur Aadmi Teen...Bahut Nainsaafi Hain...
9. Yu Ke...Yeh Kaun Bola??
10. Tumhara Naam Kya Hai Basanti?!!
    
11. Dekh Lena Gaavwalo...When I Death, Police Coming...Police Coming, Budhiya Going Jail...in Jail, Budhiya Chakki Pising, and Pising and Pising....
12. Sardar, Maine Aapka Namak Khaya Hai...(Sardar says): Ab Goli Kha..
13. Hum Angrezon Ke Zamane Ke Jailor Hai...He Haa..
    
14. Aadhe Idhar Jao..Aadhe Udhar Jao...Baaki Mere Saath Aao
    

Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro: (All from the amazing Mahabharat scene)

1. Shant Gadadhari Bheem, Shant
2. Dhanush Tod Diya...3 Rupaiye Ka Nuksaan Kar Diya...Main Nahi Karta Natak Watak...Bhad Mein Jao Tum Sab..
3. Draupadi Jaisi Sati Nari Ko Dekhkar Maine Cheer Haran Ka Idea Drop Kar Diya Hai!?!
4. This Is Too Much. Yeh Akbar Kaha Se Aa Gaya?
5. Draupadi Tere Akele Ki Nahi Hai. Hum Sab Shareholder Hain!!
   

Chupke Chupke: (Just a trailor...puri film will be in a detailed review)

1. Neeche Koi Shriman Aur Shrimati Peeke Aye Hai...Aap Nimnagaman Karenge Ya Main Unhe Urdhwagaman Karne Ko Kahoo
   
2. Bhojan Toh Hum Laupathgami Sthal Se Karke Aaye Hai
3. Param Pujya Jeejaji...

Others: (In no particular order)

1. Mogambo Khush Hua.. (Mr. India)
   
2. Mere Paas Maa Hai (Deewar)
   
3. Kkkkkkk...Kiran (Darr)
   
4. Main Ek Chota Sa Nanha Sa Pyara Sa Bachcha Hoon (Chaalbaaz)
   
5. Taarikh Pe Taarikh...Taarikh Pe Taarikh (Damini)
   
6. Kaun Kambakht Bardasht Karne Ko Peeta Hai? (Devdas)
   
7. Ya Toh Yeh Dosti Gehri Hai Ya Yeh Photo 3D Hai! (Dil Chahta Hai)
8. Rishte Mein Hum Tumhare Baap Lagte Hai, Naam Hai Shehenshah (Shehenshah)
   
9. Jaani...Yeh Bachcho Ke Khelne Ki Cheez Nahi...Haath Kat Jaye Toh Khoon Nikal Aata Hai (Waqt)
   
10. Jali Ko Aag Kehte Hai..Bujhi Ko Raakh Kehte Hai..Jis Raakh Se Barood Bane Usey Vishwanath Kehte Hai (Vishwanath)
    
11. Daroo Peene Se Liver Kharab Hota Hai...Maloom (Satte Pe Satta)
    
12. Jab Yeh Dhai Kilo Ka Haath Kisi Pe Padta Hai Toh Aadmi Uthta Nahi Uth Jaata Hai (Damini)
    
13. Pushpa..I Hate Tears (Amar Prem)
14. Saara Sheher Mujhe Loin Ke Naam Se Jaanta Hai (KaaliCharan)
15. Babumoshai.. (Anand)
16. Dosti Mein No Sorry, No ThankYou (Maine Pyar Kiya)
17. Bade Bade Deshon Mein Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rehti Hai (Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge)
18. Mumbai Ka Bhai Kaun? ... Bhiku Mhatre (Satya)
19. Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai (Don)
20. Koi Mar Gaya Kya? (Dil Chahta Hai))
21. Phata Poster Nikala Hero (Hero Hiralal)
22. Naam: Vijay Deenanath Chauhan...Baap Ka Naam: Deenanath Chauhan...Maa Ka Naam:Suhasini Chauhan (Agnipath)
23. Mooche Ho To Natthulal Ke Jaisi..Warna Naa Ho (Sharabi)
24. Hey Bhagwan...Utha Le...Mere Ko Nahi...Inn Dono Ko...(Hera Pheri)
25. Main Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Yeh Baatein Karte Hain (Silsila)
26. Koi Desh Perfect Nahi Hota. Usey Behtar Banana Padta Hai (Rang De Basanti)
27. Bachche Ki Jaan Loge Kya? (Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi)
    
28. Hum Jaha Pe Khade Ho Jaate Hai, Line Wahi Se Shuru Hoti Hai (Kaalia)
29. Mard Ko Dard Nahi Hota (Mard)
30. Sorry....Egjhaktly! (Salaam Namaste)

Phew...the list is going on and on...time to take a break! Probably will come up with another list some other time. Hopefully you didn't fall asleep while reading!!