Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Amar Rahe!!

This post is not an obituary of any kind! It is a salute to the immortal and unforgettable dialogues in Hindi cinema. Scripts come and go, but some dialogues leave a mark. You can laugh at them, you can cry hearing them, you can fall in love with them...do whatsoever, you cannot forget them!

Let us start with the legendary Sholay:

  1. Yeh Haath Humko De De Thakur...
  2. Basanti..Inn Kutto Ke Saamne Mat Naachna
  3. Chal Dhanno...Aaj Teri Basanti Ki Izzat Ka Sawal Hai..
  4. Kitne Aadmi They?
  5. Soowar Ke Bachcho..Woh Do They Aur Tum Teen...Phir Bhi Laut Aaye..Woh Bhi Khaali Haath...Kya Samajh Kar Aye They? Sardar Bahut Khus Hoga...Sabasi Dega...Kyu?
  6. Itna Sannata Kyu Hai Bhai??...
  7. Yahan Se Pachas Pachas Kos Door Gaav Mein Jab Koi Bachcha Rota Hai Toh Maa Kehti Hain So Jaa Beta Nahi Toh Gabbar Aa Jayega..
  8. Che Goli Aur Aadmi Teen...Bahut Nainsaafi Hain...
  9. Yu Ke...Yeh Kaun Bola??
  10. Tumhara Naam Kya Hai Basanti?!!
  11. Dekh Lena Gaavwalo...When I Death, Police Coming...Police Coming, Budhiya Going Jail...in Jail, Budhiya Chakki Pising, and Pising and Pising....
  12. Sardar, Maine Aapka Namak Khaya Hai...(Sardar says): Ab Goli Kha..
  13. Hum Angrezon Ke Zamane Ke Jailor Hai...He Haa..
  14. Aadhe Idhar Jao..Aadhe Udhar Jao...Baaki Mere Saath Aao
Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro: (All from the amazing Mahabharat scene)
  1. Shant Gadadhari Bheem, Shant
  2. Dhanush Tod Diya...3 Rupaiye Ka Nuksaan Kar Diya...Main Nahi Karta Natak Watak...Bhad Mein Jao Tum Sab..
  3. Draupadi Jaisi Sati Nari Ko Dekhkar Maine Cheer Haran Ka Idea Drop Kar Diya Hai!?!
  4. This Is Too Much. Yeh Akbar Kaha Se Aa Gaya?
  5. Draupadi Tere Akele Ki Nahi Hai. Hum Sab Shareholder Hain!!
Chupke Chupke: (Just a trailor...puri film will be in a detailed review)
  1. Neeche Koi Shriman Aur Shrimati Peeke Aye Hai...Aap Nimnagaman Karenge Ya Main Unhe Urdhwagaman Karne Ko Kahoo
  2. Bhojan Toh Hum Laupathgami Sthal Se Karke Aaye Hai
  3. Param Pujya Jeejaji...
Others: (In no particular order)
  1. Mogambo Khush Hua.. (Mr. India)
  2. Mere Paas Maa Hai (Deewar)
  3. Kkkkkkk...Kiran (Darr)
  4. Main Ek Chota Sa Nanha Sa Pyara Sa Bachcha Hoon (Chaalbaaz)
  5. Taarikh Pe Taarikh...Taarikh Pe Taarikh (Damini)
  6. Kaun Kambakht Bardasht Karne Ko Peeta Hai? (Devdas)
  7. Ya Toh Yeh Dosti Gehri Hai Ya Yeh Photo 3D Hai! (Dil Chahta Hai)
  8. Rishte Mein Hum Tumhare Baap Lagte Hai, Naam Hai Shehenshah (Shehenshah)
  9. Jaani...Yeh Bachcho Ke Khelne Ki Cheez Nahi...Haath Kat Jaye Toh Khoon Nikal Aata Hai (Waqt)
  10. Jali Ko Aag Kehte Hai..Bujhi Ko Raakh Kehte Hai..Jis Raakh Se Barood Bane Usey Vishwanath Kehte Hai (Vishwanath)
  11. Daroo Peene Se Liver Kharab Hota Hai...Maloom (Satte Pe Satta)
  12. Jab Yeh Dhai Kilo Ka Haath Kisi Pe Padta Hai Toh Aadmi Uthta Nahi Uth Jaata Hai (Damini)
  13. Pushpa..I Hate Tears (Amar Prem)
  14. Saara Sheher Mujhe Loin Ke Naam Se Jaanta Hai (KaaliCharan)
  15. Babumoshai.. (Anand)
  16. Dosti Mein No Sorry, No ThankYou (Maine Pyar Kiya)
  17. Bade Bade Deshon Mein Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rehti Hai (Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge)
  18. Mumbai Ka Bhai Kaun? ... Bhiku Mhatre (Satya)
  19. Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai (Don)
  20. Koi Mar Gaya Kya? (Dil Chahta Hai))
  21. Phata Poster Nikala Hero (Hero Hiralal)
  22. Naam: Vijay Deenanath Chauhan...Baap Ka Naam: Deenanath Chauhan...Maa Ka Naam:Suhasini Chauhan (Agnipath)
  23. Mooche Ho To Natthulal Ke Jaisi..Warna Naa Ho (Sharabi)
  24. Hey Bhagwan...Utha Le...Mere Ko Nahi...Inn Dono Ko...(Hera Pheri)
  25. Main Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Yeh Baatein Karte Hain (Silsila)
  26. Koi Desh Perfect Nahi Hota. Usey Behtar Banana Padta Hai (Rang De Basanti)
  27. Bachche Ki Jaan Loge Kya? (Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi)
  28. Hum Jaha Pe Khade Ho Jaate Hai, Line Wahi Se Shuru Hoti Hai (Kaalia)
  29. Mard Ko Dard Nahi Hota (Mard)
  30. Sorry....Egjhaktly! (Salaam Namaste)
Phew...the list is going on and on...time to take a break! Probably will come up with another list some other time. Hopefully you didn't fall asleep while reading!!

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